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One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby Metaladdict187 » Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:49 pm

What was some of the craziest/funniest shit you heard while on board?????

A few of mine:

"ITS FUCKIN WALDO!!!!!!" (as we departed Miami)

"Dude, we only been on here 20 minutes and you're already breakin shit!!!!!" (Kirk from Crowbar, after one of the other band members spilled/broke a beer bottle)
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby DrinkMoxie » Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:32 pm

Metaladdict187 wrote:What was some of the craziest/funniest shit you heard while on board?????

A few of mine:

"ITS FUCKIN WALDO!!!!!!" (as we departed Miami)

"Dude, we only been on here 20 minutes and you're already breakin shit!!!!!" (Kirk from Crowbar, after one of the other band members spilled/broke a beer bottle)

I saw Waldo during Alestorm's first set, and when I approached him he says, "Ohh, you found me!" in that cartoon Waldo kinda voice/inflection
haha... that dude was awesome!
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby Metaladdict187 » Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:47 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:
Metaladdict187 wrote:What was some of the craziest/funniest shit you heard while on board?????

A few of mine:

"ITS FUCKIN WALDO!!!!!!" (as we departed Miami)

"Dude, we only been on here 20 minutes and you're already breakin shit!!!!!" (Kirk from Crowbar, after one of the other band members spilled/broke a beer bottle)

I saw Waldo during Alestorm's forst set, and when I approached him he says, "Ohh, you found me!" in that cartoon Waldo kinda voice/inflection
haha... that dude was awesome!



THATS FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby sageoftruth » Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:49 am

Less random than that, but when listening to Alestorm, I got a kick out of hearing them announce: "Okay! Our next song... is about rum... The song is called...............RUM!!!!
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby KDibildeaux » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:23 pm

sageoftruth wrote:Less random than that, but when listening to Alestorm, I got a kick out of hearing them announce: "Okay! Our next song... is about rum... The song is called...............RUM!!!!

I figured it would be called Tequila :lol:
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby DrinkMoxie » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:15 pm

singer of My Dying Bride, during their 1st set: "You can laugh and have fun, when we are done"
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby KDibildeaux » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:28 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:singer of My Dying Bride, during their 1st set: "You can laugh and have fun, when we are done"

And I believe Candlemass said: No doom before noon
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby Conrad » Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:24 am

KDibildeaux wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:singer of My Dying Bride, during their 1st set: "You can laugh and have fun, when we are done"

And I believe Candlemass said: No doom before noon

Haha, yeah that was one of my favourite quotes from the cruise. Robert said "you can't have fucking doom in the afternoon. No doom before noon!"

And I liked Kobi Farhi's joke about not wearing the Jesus outfit he normally wears on stage, because he feared people would think he was Jesus and throw him overboard believing he could walk on water. :lol:
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby CaptOblivious » Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:21 am

Conrad wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:singer of My Dying Bride, during their 1st set: "You can laugh and have fun, when we are done"

And I believe Candlemass said: No doom before noon

Haha, yeah that was one of my favourite quotes from the cruise. Robert said "you can't have fucking doom in the afternoon. No doom before noon!"

And I liked Kobi Farhi's joke about not wearing the Jesus outfit he normally wears on stage, because he feared people would think he was Jesus and throw him overboard believing he could walk on water. :lol:

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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby mooyagi » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:17 am

Conrad wrote:And I liked Kobi Farhi's joke about not wearing the Jesus outfit he normally wears on stage, because he feared people would think he was Jesus and throw him overboard believing he could walk on water. :lol:


I forgot about that one! That was really funny :lol:
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby Nicolas0928 » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:02 am

mooyagi wrote:
Conrad wrote:And I liked Kobi Farhi's joke about not wearing the Jesus outfit he normally wears on stage, because he feared people would think he was Jesus and throw him overboard believing he could walk on water. :lol:


I forgot about that one! That was really funny :lol:

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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby DJ Old Man Stares » Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:50 pm

Bobby Blitz during Overkill's first set said, "This is one show where puking is part of the ship!" :chug: :mrgreen:
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby Dutchguy-Tim » Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:47 am

my most frequent used phrase:

blue moon please
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby WizardBeast » Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:13 pm

Dutchguy-Tim wrote:my most frequent used phrase:

blue moon please


i had a few of those ya!
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby DJ Old Man Stares » Sun Apr 29, 2012 5:35 pm

One of my favorite's was during Tankard's first set at the Spectrum Lounge:

"You know all those magazine reviews say 'don't pay attention to Tankard...nah...they're a joke...' but let us tell you that we are the most serious Black Metal band...EVER!"

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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby mooyagi » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:54 pm

DJ Old Man Stares wrote:One of my favorite's was during Tankard's first set at the Spectrum Lounge:

"You know all those magazine reviews say 'don't pay attention to Tankard...nah...they're a joke...' but let us tell you that we are the most serious Black Metal band...EVER!"

:lol:


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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby WizardBeast » Wed May 02, 2012 7:27 pm

my favorite was when Aaron from My Dying Bride said something like "you can all have fun....after our set"
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby KevinP » Wed May 02, 2012 8:54 pm

WizardBeast wrote:my favorite was when Aaron from My Dying Bride said something like "you can all have fun....after our set"



When we are done. He rhymed :mrgreen:
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby Anka » Thu May 03, 2012 8:59 am

My favorite was from this random guy.... We were in the elevator, he was passing by, and before the elevator doors closed he stoped and said "if you're going to hell........ Keep going!"

then a personal one, came from one of the stage guards.... I didn't know who he was, but he hopped in the elevator with me at 5am the last night and said " I can tell you had fun here. I saw you there .... You and your magic stick"
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby BloodRedMike » Thu May 03, 2012 4:46 pm

During Crowbar's second set, as the ship was rockin' real hard and it felt like the amp stack was going to fly, Kurt said, "Whoa. We're gonna need a bigger boat."
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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby Conrad » Fri May 04, 2012 1:17 am

KevinP wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:my favorite was when Aaron from My Dying Bride said something like "you can all have fun....after our set"



When we are done. He rhymed :mrgreen:

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Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

Postby sherivengeance » Tue May 22, 2012 5:53 pm

Dutchguy-Tim wrote:my most frequent used phrase:

blue moon please


YES! :heavydrink:
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