Tuska 2012

[WizardBeast]

please write a poem for baconfestivalen....or just about anything i don't care! i would love to hear a moronic poem!!!! sure gnoff would too. we are quite easily amused if you haven't noticed!

Hahaha... don't give him such good ideas...

Too late, honey...

Basonfläsk, Pancetta, Tunnt Skivad Gris
Honour its’ taste, and thy shalt find peace
From the proud ports of Gothenburg, to the Colorado streets
It’s the holy grail of snacks, and the unicorn of meats
The single thing that Morons love the most
Is to unleash its’ fucking fury over eggs and crispy toast

I'M FUCKING DYING in my office at work!

i want more! you my friend are an excellent poet! laura, please don't be mad at me for encouraging him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MadameLePink]

Now he's gonna think that he's a great poet

Who knows maybe he'll have more material for the baconfestival Btw I've found something typically danish that will be perfect for such a great event Very curious to see your reaction!

[WizardBeast]

Now he's gonna think that he's a great poet

Who knows maybe he'll have more material for the baconfestival Btw I've found something typically danish that will be perfect for such a great event Very curious to see your reaction!

Haha! super excited!

[Uncle Soda]

Too late, honey...

Basonfläsk, Pancetta, Tunnt Skivad Gris
Honour its’ taste, and thy shalt find peace
From the proud ports of Gothenburg, to the Colorado streets
It’s the holy grail of snacks, and the unicorn of meats
The single thing that Morons love the most
Is to unleash its’ fucking fury over eggs and crispy toast

I'M FUCKING DYING in my office at work!

i want more! you my friend are an excellent poet! laura, please don't be mad at me for encouraging him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes. Yes, I'm a poet now. I'm going to need a beret. preferably made of bacon.

Perhaps I should have a mysterious pseudonym name too....

[WizardBeast]

Too late, honey...

Basonfläsk, Pancetta, Tunnt Skivad Gris
Honour its’ taste, and thy shalt find peace
From the proud ports of Gothenburg, to the Colorado streets
It’s the holy grail of snacks, and the unicorn of meats
The single thing that Morons love the most
Is to unleash its’ fucking fury over eggs and crispy toast

I'M FUCKING DYING in my office at work!

i want more! you my friend are an excellent poet! laura, please don't be mad at me for encouraging him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes. Yes, I'm a poet now. I'm going to need a beret. preferably made of bacon.

Perhaps I should have a mysterious pseudonym name too....

you'd be pretty hip, yes. and you'll have to pretend to practically HATE the bacon because you'd be too cool for it!

[WizardBeast]

I'm certainly no Fredrik but i'm partial to Limericks....mmm, limericks about Baconfestivalen....


There once was a man from Sweden
Who knew what was good for feedin'
Invited his mates
For bacon-filled plates
Good fortune that no one's a vegan!

[WizardBeast]

I'm certainly no Fredrik but i'm partial to Limericks....mmm, limericks about Baconfestivalen....


There once was a man from Sweden
Who knew what was good for feedin'
Invited his mates
For bacon-filled plates
Good fortune that no one's a vegan!

Love it!

fredrik's is better...but hell, all Odes to Bacon are welcome!

[MadameLePink]

Baconfestivalen will feature guest appearances by three world famous poets: the Bacon Wizard, Bacongnoffi and Uncle Bacon

I'm totally ready to laugh my ass off

[WizardBeast]

Baconfestivalen will feature guest appearances by three world famous poets: the Bacon Wizard, Bacongnoffi and Uncle Bacon

I'm totally ready to laugh my ass off

we'll need to laugh our asses back off after all the bacon...

[MadameLePink]

Baconfestivalen will feature guest appearances by three world famous poets: the Bacon Wizard, Bacongnoffi and Uncle Bacon

I'm totally ready to laugh my ass off

we'll need to laugh our asses back off after all the bacon...

Maybe we should add an exercise program to the festival. Some kind of circuit you have to do to get to the bacon

[WizardBeast]

Baconfestivalen will feature guest appearances by three world famous poets: the Bacon Wizard, Bacongnoffi and Uncle Bacon

I'm totally ready to laugh my ass off

we'll need to laugh our asses back off after all the bacon...

Maybe we should add an exercise program to the festival. Some kind of circuit you have to do to get to the bacon

Like a Survivor for Bacon! hahah. we'll see what gnoff has around the house...

[MadameLePink]

Awesome idea! We'll have to kill the pigs, make fire... This is getting more and more interesting

[WizardBeast]

Awesome idea! We'll have to kill the pigs, make fire... This is getting more and more interesting

well, someone said Sweden was never gonna be the same after my arrival....hahaha

[WizardBeast]

I'll just eat it and get fat!

not a bad plan, because this way doesn't interrupt beer drinking at all.

[WizardBeast]

I'll just eat it and get fat!

not a bad plan, because this way doesn't interrupt beer drinking at all.

One has to have ones priorites set!

apparently i do!

[WizardBeast]

is anyone staying the monday night after tuska and/or would let me crash somewhere for that night only?

i'm trying to see if it's feasible for me to go this year. yeah crazy i know. i could have a place to stay thurs-sunday but my flight is much much cheaper if i leave helsinki on tuesday afternoon so i would need somewhere to stay monday night....let me know if anyone will be around and could hang out or let me share a room or give me some floor space!

[MadameLePink]

is anyone staying the monday night after tuska and/or would let me crash somewhere for that night only?

i'm trying to see if it's feasible for me to go this year. yeah crazy i know. i could have a place to stay thurs-sunday but my flight is much much cheaper if i leave helsinki on tuesday afternoon so i would need somewhere to stay monday night....let me know if anyone will be around and could hang out or let me share a room or give me some floor space!

Unfortunately we will be leaving Monday night, so we can't help unless you fly home via Copenhagen.
I'll cross my fingers and hope that you can find a solution! We can't have baconifestivali without you

[WizardBeast]

is anyone staying the monday night after tuska and/or would let me crash somewhere for that night only?

i'm trying to see if it's feasible for me to go this year. yeah crazy i know. i could have a place to stay thurs-sunday but my flight is much much cheaper if i leave helsinki on tuesday afternoon so i would need somewhere to stay monday night....let me know if anyone will be around and could hang out or let me share a room or give me some floor space!

Unfortunately we will be leaving Monday night, so we can't help unless you fly home via Copenhagen.
I'll cross my fingers and hope that you can find a solution! We can't have baconifestivali without you

well, looks like there are still rooms around town for that monday night, if worse comes to worse i can book a room, but i would rather see if anyone else will be around or has some space for me so i can party with someone rather than spend the last night in helsinki totally solo!

[KDibildeaux]

You're crazy woman! haha I'm jealous

[WizardBeast]

You're crazy woman! haha I'm jealous

i'm so sick of not going anywhere cool for years and years, it's time to go nuts!

[Memnoch]

is anyone staying the monday night after tuska and/or would let me crash somewhere for that night only?

I'm pretty sure you could crash at my apartment (in Espoo, a twenty-minute bus ride from Helsinki centre) or Riikka's (my sis, remember? She lives in Northern Helsinki, a 15-minute train ride from the town).
I think Riikka's summer vacation is in August, but she might get the Tuesday off. I'm not sure yet of my schedule for summer.

[WizardBeast]

is anyone staying the monday night after tuska and/or would let me crash somewhere for that night only?

I'm pretty sure you could crash at my apartment (in Espoo, a twenty-minute bus ride from Helsinki centre) or Riikka's (my sis, remember? She lives in Northern Helsinki, a 15-minute train ride from the town).
I think Riikka's summer vacation is in August, but she might get the Tuesday off. I'm not sure yet of my schedule for summer.

all i would really have to do is let myself out tuesday and get a bus or taxi or whatever to the airport, my flight would be at 1400....

[MadameLePink]

If you manage to get to the central station of Helsinki in time, the airport coach to the airport is only about 7 euro and gets you there in something like 20/30 minutes.

http://www.helsinki-vantaa.fi/to-and-fr ... xi-service
http://www.finnair.com/INT/GB/informati ... iirtymiset
http://media.finnair.com/files/pdf/FINN ... ETABLE.pdf

There's also a normal bus from the central station every 15 minutes or so, it takes around 40 minutes and costs 4 euro :)

But if Rhia should stay at Riikka's place, she wouldn't need to get to the central station, as her place is already half way to the airport :) And there might be direct buses from Espoo to the airport too.

[WizardBeast]

If you manage to get to the central station of Helsinki in time, the airport coach to the airport is only about 7 euro and gets you there in something like 20/30 minutes.

http://www.helsinki-vantaa.fi/to-and-fr ... xi-service
http://www.finnair.com/INT/GB/informati ... iirtymiset
http://media.finnair.com/files/pdf/FINN ... ETABLE.pdf

There's also a normal bus from the central station every 15 minutes or so, it takes around 40 minutes and costs 4 euro :)

But if Rhia should stay at Riikka's place, she wouldn't need to get to the central station, as her place is already half way to the airport :) And there might be direct buses from Espoo to the airport too.

Good info!!



Lets get this baconifestivali happen!

yeah but i wouldn't get in until 2100 thursday! i hope late night baconifestivali is ok!

PEKONI!

[MadameLePink]

As far as I remember Gnoffi will arrive quite late too, 7.30 pm or something like that. So we can maybe arrange it in our appartment so we can buy supplies during the day and have everything ready when you get there.
Otherwise if there's a day where there are no good bands early we can have pekoni for lunch instead

[markku1]

hey rhia do not forget me from us is a very short distance from downtown and to the airport by car about 15 minutes so wellcome to MYLLYPURO !!

[WizardBeast]

hey rhia do not forget me from us is a very short distance from downtown and to the airport by car about 15 minutes so wellcome to MYLLYPURO !!

yay, feeling the love from Suomi!

[Laura]

You're crazy woman! haha I'm jealous

i'm so sick of not going anywhere cool for years and years, it's time to go nuts!

I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!! (the it's time to go nuts part )

Sounds like you had an awesome time in Sweden Rhia!! I love how you're making plans for Tuska already. Do it!

[KDibildeaux]

You're crazy woman! haha I'm jealous

i'm so sick of not going anywhere cool for years and years, it's time to go nuts!

If you spend enough time with gnoff, you might catch any of crazy or rockstar or travel geek.

you might have been infected!

Go nutty beasti!!

Haha I see that! I actually usually manage to get in a fair amount of traveling, though this year has been a bit slow, except for the beginning

[WizardBeast]

at this point i'm probably going. got nick to agree to me "checking out" the fest this year so we could potentially go together next year. now just to ask the boss for the time off. that's the last piece of the equation. consider my tax return totally spent after this!

will any more bands be announced or is this pretty much the lineup?

[WizardBeast]

You're crazy woman! haha I'm jealous

i'm so sick of not going anywhere cool for years and years, it's time to go nuts!

I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!! (the it's time to go nuts part )

Sounds like you had an awesome time in Sweden Rhia!! I love how you're making plans for Tuska already. Do it!

so much fun to travel ! oh how i've missed it!

[mooyagi]

at this point i'm probably going. got nick to agree to me "checking out" the fest this year so we could potentially go together next year. now just to ask the boss for the time off. that's the last piece of the equation. consider my tax return totally spent after this!

will any more bands be announced or is this pretty much the lineup?

Damn, you're keeping a Gnoff like schedule right now I'm sure Nick will enjoy another week of uninterrupted cuddle time with Ziltoid

[WizardBeast]

at this point i'm probably going. got nick to agree to me "checking out" the fest this year so we could potentially go together next year. now just to ask the boss for the time off. that's the last piece of the equation. consider my tax return totally spent after this!

will any more bands be announced or is this pretty much the lineup?

Damn, you're keeping a Gnoff like schedule right now I'm sure Nick will enjoy another week of uninterrupted cuddle time with Ziltoid

he may go to ohio and hang out with his fam during that time, actually. so we'll need you to come up and cuddle with Ziltoid, k?

[KDibildeaux]

He has gotten really good at cuddling with Vinny

[mooyagi]

Sweet! I can school him in the ways of Mooyagi just like I'm doing to Vinny

[KDibildeaux]

Be prepared for lots of Methane, Rhia!

[WizardBeast]

And on the Tuska Evilbook page they stated on Feb 29:

People! There are still few slots unbooked, which genre of metal you would like to hear more next summer at Tuska?

https://www.facebook.com/TuskaOpenAir

If I had evilbook I'd state"the genre of God Peter T - bring on Hypocrisy and Pain"

Plugged Hypo...Vader too

[markku1]

In 2010 they had both Hypocrisy and Pain, why the hell didn't I go that year???
And Bloodbath too? I wonder if Peter was on stage with them?
gnaargh, never read back on fests you didn't go to!! had not been gnoff!! but gig was pretty damn good!

[WizardBeast]

I can imagine!!

let's hope they surprise us with hypo, vader, and for me twisted sister....

[WizardBeast]

my boss had better give the ok for my time off for Tuska, as of course, Baconifestivali buttons are being printed as we speak.