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by **mooyagi** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:03 am

gnoff wrote:It also reminds us that

The BARGE TO HELL Is Coming!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfDwTNU6dzU

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:03 am

KevinP wrote:

by **Anka** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:53 pm

ha!

gnoff wrote:
Anka wrote:i'm at "crying like a mad woman and tearing my shirt off" for 3 of the bands , multiple or occasional orgasms for the rest and hating one ... it will be intense.

Ley me know which ones will give the best show, I need to be there for this

nope... you'll have to wait and see ... magic stick will be involved of course

:givebeer:

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:34 am

Swedish Creep machine strikes again. Even getting an entire house cleaned out and staged for sale doesn't stop this guy!

by **DrinkMoxie** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:56 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:Swedish Creep machine strikes again. Even getting an entire house cleaned out and staged for sale doesn't stop this guy!

Nothing stops me and my magic stick!

is your magic stick as big and mighty as Anka's?

by **KDibildeaux** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:58 pm

WizardBeast wrote:Swedish Creep machine strikes again. Even getting an entire house cleaned out and staged for sale doesn't stop this guy!

Maybe it just makes him hornier :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:59 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:Swedish Creep machine strikes again. Even getting an entire house cleaned out and staged for sale doesn't stop this guy!

Maybe it just makes him hornier

yeah, nothing like cleaning, so hot and sexy!

by **KDibildeaux** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:04 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:Swedish Creep machine strikes again. Even getting an entire house cleaned out and staged for sale doesn't stop this guy!

Maybe it just makes him hornier

yeah, nothing like cleaning, so hot and sexy!

Yeah, really :roll:

by **Anka** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:39 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:
gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:Swedish Creep machine strikes again. Even getting an entire house cleaned out and staged for sale doesn't stop this guy!

Nothing stops me and my magic stick!

is your magic stick as big and mighty as Anka's?

LOL no it isn't... can't be.

:givebeer:

by **Stained Class** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:25 am

Anka wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:
gnoff wrote:Nothing stops me and my magic stick!

is your magic stick as big and mighty as Anka's?

LOL no it isn't... can't be.

...Do I wanna know? :shock:

by **Bentz!** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:53 am

Hello. My name is Ryan and I'm a raging metal cruise whore.

Just sold my passes for MDF, so now I will see you on the BtH. (Meredith is undecided at this point, so I may be going stag on this one)

I feel so dirty right now.... :oops:

by **mooyagi** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:09 am

Bentz! wrote:Hello. My name is Ryan and I'm a raging metal cruise whore.

Just sold my passes for MDF, so now I will see you on the BtH. (Meredith is undecided at this point, so I may be going stag on this one)

I feel so dirty right now....

It's always nice to get a little dirty :wank:

See you on broad! Bring mustaches :party:

by **Bentz!** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:25 am

mooyagi wrote:
Bentz! wrote:Hello. My name is Ryan and I'm a raging metal cruise whore.

Just sold my passes for MDF, so now I will see you on the BtH. (Meredith is undecided at this point, so I may be going stag on this one)

I feel so dirty right now....

It's always nice to get a little dirty

See you on broad! Bring mustaches

Ah, yes, wherever I travel, there shall be zany fake mustaches! (and pockets that smell of bacon)

I have another order of the rubbery kind on its way as I type this. Hopefully not everyone has lost his/hers by now ( I'm figuratively looking at you, Laura), those things aren't all that cheap.

by **mooyagi** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:38 am

Bentz! wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
Bentz! wrote:Hello. My name is Ryan and I'm a raging metal cruise whore.

Just sold my passes for MDF, so now I will see you on the BtH. (Meredith is undecided at this point, so I may be going stag on this one)

I feel so dirty right now....

It's always nice to get a little dirty

See you on broad! Bring mustaches

Ah, yes, wherever I travel, there shall be zany fake mustaches! (and pockets that smell of bacon)

I have another order of the rubbery kind on its way as I type this. Hopefully not everyone has lost his/hers by now ( I'm figuratively looking at you, Laura), those things aren't all that cheap.

I still have mine!

by **vikingbitch** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:14 am

Bentz! wrote:Hello. My name is Ryan and I'm a raging metal cruise whore.

Just sold my passes for MDF, so now I will see you on the BtH. (Meredith is undecided at this point, so I may be going stag on this one)

I feel so dirty right now....

Kevin broke you down on the decision huh? Well hopefully Meredith decides to as well, at least I get to see her at Metalcamp this summer

Website · by **KevinP** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:34 pm

vikingbitch wrote: Kevin broke you down on the decision huh? Well hopefully Meredith decides to as well, at least I get to see her at Metalcamp this summer

Nobody is immune to my "charms". Even men quiver in my wake :shock:

by **Laura** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:49 pm

Bentz! wrote:Hello. My name is Ryan and I'm a raging metal cruise whore.

Just sold my passes for MDF, so now I will see you on the BtH. (Meredith is undecided at this point, so I may be going stag on this one)

I feel so dirty right now....

I love this post. :lol:

And damn! Good thing I didn't bust my butt to make MDF this year since so many people are bailing on it! (and btw, I will appreciate any new plastic mustaches on Barge, tyvm.

)

KevinP wrote:
vikingbitch wrote: Kevin broke you down on the decision huh? Well hopefully Meredith decides to as well, at least I get to see her at Metalcamp this summer

Nobody is immune to my "charms". Even men quiver in my wake

Your influence is scaring me, Kevin - SCARING ME!!!
:shock:

by **Bentz!** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:27 pm

Laura wrote:
Bentz! wrote:Hello. My name is Ryan and I'm a raging metal cruise whore.

Just sold my passes for MDF, so now I will see you on the BtH. (Meredith is undecided at this point, so I may be going stag on this one)

I feel so dirty right now....

I love this post. And damn! Good thing I didn't bust my butt to make MDF this year since so many people are bailing on it! (and btw, I will appreciate any new plastic mustaches on Barge, tyvm. )

Silly woman! You will get your replacement on Friday if they show up in time. :smoking:

Website · by **KevinP** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:31 pm

Laura wrote:Your influence is scaring me, Kevin - SCARING ME!!!

For a mother of 2 kids who lived in Chicago her whole life (with a "druggie past" and current "lushy future"), you sure do scare easily, huh? :lol:

It's called being a Politely Pesistent Pain in the Ass. Most people just submit rather than fight (like my wife). Others finally "wake up" and smell the roses and hop abroad the Kevvie Sarcasm/Endless Wit Express. The rest just have their panties in a bind :headbanger:

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:43 pm

Bentz! wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
Bentz! wrote:Hello. My name is Ryan and I'm a raging metal cruise whore.

Just sold my passes for MDF, so now I will see you on the BtH. (Meredith is undecided at this point, so I may be going stag on this one)

I feel so dirty right now....

It's always nice to get a little dirty

See you on broad! Bring mustaches

Ah, yes, wherever I travel, there shall be zany fake mustaches! (and pockets that smell of bacon)

I have another order of the rubbery kind on its way as I type this. Hopefully not everyone has lost his/hers by now ( I'm figuratively looking at you, Laura), those things aren't all that cheap.

I still have mine. See you on BTH!

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:57 pm

mine's been to sweden and back! in my purse always! i heart my yellow beer-moustache!

by **DrinkMoxie** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:14 pm

last time I saw the mustache I had was on the lovely Rachael's face... good times... I miss the boat!

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:23 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:last time I saw the mustache I had was on the lovely Rachael's face... good times... I miss the boat!

I miss the boat, too :cry:

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:44 pm

My mustache is black :cool:

by **mooyagi** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:48 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:My mustache is black

As it is for all people from your neck of the woods

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:49 pm

Asi es! Don't be jealous of my stache!

by **lampropelma** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:25 am

Hi

I'm registered since a long time but not received the mail to book the cruise, is it normal?

by **Memnoch** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:30 am

Yes, no-one has got it yet. We'll get them soon. No, sorry, we'll get them in a few days. :lol:

Website · by **KevinP** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:02 am

lampropelma wrote:Hi

I'm registered since a long time but not received the mail to book the cruise, is it normal?

Normal in UMC Land? :lol:

Surely you jest

by **mooyagi** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:12 am

KevinP wrote:
lampropelma wrote:Hi

I'm registered since a long time but not received the mail to book the cruise, is it normal?

Normal in UMC Land? Surely you jest

Hey Andy, the natives are getting restless! Time to throw us a bone

by **DrinkMoxie** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:20 am

I can't believe he didn't open booking while the excitement was on highest levels

by **mooyagi** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:22 am

DrinkMoxie wrote:I can't believe he didn't open booking while the excitement was on highest levels

Yeah, I was certainly expecting booking to be opened with the final announcement in that string.

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:17 pm

mooyagi wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:I can't believe he didn't open booking while the excitement was on highest levels

Yeah, I was certainly expecting booking to be opened with the final announcement in that string.

I'm kinda hoping they hold off a bit to figure out what to do

by **Sgt. B** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:32 pm

I'd like to see them announce the dates for 70K 2013 & the first 16 bands before allowing booking on BtH. That way I can have a better idea which to choose. Or take out a loan to do both.

by **DJ Old Man Stares** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:35 am

Yeah this is starting to get confusing. Very unfair that not even the dates for 70k 2013 are announced yet. I hope you guys don't think that I'm complaining, I'm laying this down because I'm actually a huge fan of what UMC is doing.

by **cocrorico** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:15 am

Carsten Nielsen, ARTILLERY ' s drummer leave the band :cry:

Website · by **KevinP** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:37 am

cocrorico wrote:Carsten Nielsen, ARTILLERY ' s drummer leave the band

No worries, they will have an new drummer before the cruise. and he's playing with them through June :mrgreen:

Website · by **pablov8** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:08 am

What are the chances of Coroner being on BTH?
I think THAT would be my "sure booking" band, didn't mention it on the thread because they were on last 70K.

Website · by **KevinP** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:23 am

pablov8 wrote:What are the chances of Coroner being on BTH?
I think THAT would be my "sure booking" band, didn't mention it on the thread because they were on last 70K.

I will only allow them in if they don't plan any GRIN material and 1 set is all NO MORE COLOR.

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