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by **MadameLePink** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:55 am

gnoff wrote:Looks like it's raining outside

My head is fucked

More gnoffish poetry :cheers:

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:19 am

MadameLePink wrote:
gnoff wrote:Looks like it's raining outside

My head is fucked

More gnoffish poetry

hahahahaha such deep words, what a talent!

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:21 pm

gnoff wrote:Sheldon is the greatest!!

he is!

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:42 pm

I think my hair got sunburned today :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:04 am

KDibildeaux wrote:I think my hair got sunburned today

whip up some avocado-mayo conditioner! dead serious, works wonders.

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:44 am

gnoff wrote:talking of poetry makes me go into artist mode, I shall eat bacon and let the mind run free

YESSSS!

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:32 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:I think my hair got sunburned today

whip up some avocado-mayo conditioner! dead serious, works wonders.

That sounds delicious!

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:57 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:I think my hair got sunburned today

whip up some avocado-mayo conditioner! dead serious, works wonders.

That sounds delicious!

it is of course, but the hair soaks it right up too!

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:03 pm

I will have to try it sometime

by **MadameLePink** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:14 am

gnoff wrote:Flying to Finland today, Amon Amarth tomorrow

I want to go to Finland too :cry:

by **MadameLePink** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:10 am

gnoff wrote:
MadameLePink wrote:
gnoff wrote:Flying to Finland today, Amon Amarth tomorrow

I want to go to Finland too

Book a last minute flight, I''ll check with my mate if he's got room for one more

Hey, you'll get Finland, awesome beers, Amon Amarth and the gnoff!
Sounds pretty good I think

I wish :) But I will still get two of those four soon :cheers:

by **DrinkMoxie** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:36 am

by **WizardBeast** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:47 am

gnoff wrote:yup!

Greetings from Helsinki airport, they have a lot more snow here than we did in Göteborg...

I wonder if I chose the wrong boots for this trip, time will tell when I land in Vaasa

OOOOOOH NOOOOO!

not cold wet feet!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

by **WizardBeast** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:37 am

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:yup!

Greetings from Helsinki airport, they have a lot more snow here than we did in Göteborg...

I wonder if I chose the wrong boots for this trip, time will tell when I land in Vaasa

OOOOOOH NOOOOO!

not cold wet feet!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was reply 1000 in this thread

My boots build up snow under them, so I walk around on small snow hills

then you'd be like 6'7" or 6'8" with your extra snow height! :viking:

by **WizardBeast** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:20 am

gnoff wrote:giant snowgnoffi

snow boobs as well? :shock:

by **WizardBeast** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:36 pm

gnoff wrote:God told me:
I am a woman and I am black

oh fuck......wait, how many beer fridges do you have again?

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:00 am

Gonna take a moment to profess (did I spell that right?) my love for goat cheese

by **DemonNIN** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:04 am

I tried goat cheese once.. couldn't get accustomed to the taste

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:05 am

gnoff wrote:goats eat a lot of stuff

Whatever they're doing is working

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:09 am

DemonNIN wrote:I tried goat cheese once.. couldn't get accustomed to the taste

I love how creamy it is!

*easy creeper opening*

by **MadameLePink** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:10 am

KDibildeaux wrote:Gonna take a moment to profess (did I spell that right?) my love for goat cheese

I love goat cheese too! Yummi!

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:17 am

MadameLePink wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:Gonna take a moment to profess (did I spell that right?) my love for goat cheese

I love goat cheese too! Yummi!

Soooooooooo good!

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:20 am

gnoff wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
DemonNIN wrote:I tried goat cheese once.. couldn't get accustomed to the taste

I love how creamy it is!

*easy creeper opening*

I read "I love how creepy it is"

I'm fucked

Taste that creamy stuff Kate!!

Oh yeah!

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:33 am

gnoff wrote:Will drink a "Kukko Portteri" that is a "Cock Porter"

oh yeah, I'll taste thtat cock good very soon!

Is it creamy too? :lol:

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:37 am

gnoff wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
gnoff wrote:Will drink a "Kukko Portteri" that is a "Cock Porter"

oh yeah, I'll taste thtat cock good very soon!

Is it creamy too?

Haven't swallowed yet, I'l have to get back to you!!

Please do! :lol:

by **MadameLePink** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:00 am

gnoff wrote:For MadameLePink:

Kalsarikännit

you know it?

or:

Doka

??

Is it the words you are asking about? Or what are they? Bands? Beers? Special sorts of bacon? Enlighten me :mrgreen:

by **MadameLePink** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:06 am

gnoff wrote:
MadameLePink wrote:
gnoff wrote:For MadameLePink:

Kalsarikännit

you know it?

or:

Doka

??

Is it the words you are asking about? Or what are they? Bands? Beers? Special sorts of bacon? Enlighten me

It is the words, since you're learning Finnish, I am learning too

Very very useful!!

I don't know doka and it's not even in my dictionary. Kalsarit means underwear, so the first word must have something to do with that, but I'm learning proper finnish, this must be some slang that creeps use :lol:

by **MadameLePink** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:32 pm

gnoff wrote:Kalsarikännit = Kalsongfylla = Getting drunk in your underwear

It's apparenly something Finnish men or Finland Swedish men tend to do while the women shake heads and don't understand

Doka = slang for "fylla", English word "being drunk"?

Haha... awesome :mrgreen:

Adding to my vocabulary for my next visit to Finland :party:

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:26 pm

gnoff wrote:mm, creamy!
rather smooth!

This is aged cock porter, best before 2009!

Black sweet stuff.

Taste so nice!!

I've tried it fresh before, but aged is better!

Old cock, better than fresh cock!

So just to make sure I understood right: old cock >>> young cock? :lol:

by **DemonNIN** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:14 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
DemonNIN wrote:I tried goat cheese once.. couldn't get accustomed to the taste

I love how creamy it is!

*easy creeper opening*

good one

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:27 pm

DemonNIN wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
DemonNIN wrote:I tried goat cheese once.. couldn't get accustomed to the taste

I love how creamy it is!

*easy creeper opening*

good one

Thanks!

by **KDibildeaux** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:22 am

gnoff wrote:The joy of getting to work 6 hours after getting up and it's still 0930 am, haha

Two flights are a bit rough way of waking up in the morning

You're crazy! :lol:

by **mooyagi** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:29 am

gnoff wrote:The joy of getting to work 6 hours after getting up and it's still 0930 am, haha

Two flights are a bit rough way of waking up in the morning

How the hell do you manage your schedule? :shock:

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:30 pm

gnoff wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
gnoff wrote:The joy of getting to work 6 hours after getting up and it's still 0930 am, haha

Two flights are a bit rough way of waking up in the morning

You're crazy!

I've come to that very same conclusion recently!!

better late than never!

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:56 pm

gnoff wrote:At least I'm diagnosed now, no need to hold back any longer

you've been holding back???? :shock:

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:38 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:At least I'm diagnosed now, no need to hold back any longer

you've been holding back????

You'd never guess it, right?
haha

just wait for your visit here, welcome to the crazy world of gnoffi...

Please take video, Rhia :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:17 pm

gnoff wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
gnoff wrote:
just wait for your visit here, welcome to the crazy world of gnoffi...

Please take video, Rhia

I'm too fast for video!

Beard shot only?

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:32 pm

Beard shot, butt shot..... whatever

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:33 pm

gnoff wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:Beard shot, butt shot..... whatever

My butt is so small I don't think it is visible on video, its like the vampire and the mirror thingy.

Wanna see that on cam or I don't believe it

by **Michael D.** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:50 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:Beard shot, butt shot..... whatever

not to mention "cream pies" :shock:

Yes, my mind is in the gutter. LOL

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