Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.
Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!
Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.
2011 @ 5535
2012 @ 5527
2014 @ 2039
2011/2012 Hockeyagi Champion
Accept - Arch Enemy - Crimson Glory - Jag Panzer - Jon Oliva's Pain - Katana - King Diamond - Orden Ogan - Pegazus - Riot - Sacred Steel