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by **debborah1** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:37 pm

dstrbd1 wrote:Ya see what happens here? You start a nice thread for our female metal chicks and as soon as you start posting a couple pics of hot chics you got guys all over it. Haha.

Ummmmmm AHEM...Ur in the HOT DOOODS Thread Chris.....sheeeesh! (of course Im not sure what happened to all the HOT ones

by **grimmy82** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:36 pm

OTHER BANDS PLAY...MANOWAR KILL

(with their riffs and butt ugly faces...LMAO)

by **grimmy82** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:59 pm

Here ya go Debb!! New wallpaper for ya?

by **grimmy82** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:23 pm

Oh god. My future husband is HOT!!! Sexy pirate look? ARRRRRRRRRR HE SHIVERS ME TIMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!

by **debborah1** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:47 am

grimmy82 wrote:Here ya go Debb!! New wallpaper for ya?

Thanx homie!

by **dstrbd1** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:43 pm

debborah1 wrote:
dstrbd1 wrote:Ya see what happens here? You start a nice thread for our female metal chicks and as soon as you start posting a couple pics of hot chics you got guys all over it. Haha.

Ummmmmm AHEM...Ur in the HOT DOOODS Thread Chris.....sheeeesh! (of course Im not sure what happened to all the HOT ones

Yeah, I know. Me and some of the other guys sniffed out the girl pics and found them. Sorry to invade your thread. :twisted:

by **grimmy82** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:44 pm

<<DIES>>

by **Disaster Area** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:03 pm

grimmy82 wrote:

<<DIES>>

god, what the hell is that? some kind of Asian homo hyper-porn? If so, this looks like the money shot... (at least the camera man has his jizz-repellent camera poncho on.

by **ShoreSlayer** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:35 pm

Disaster Area wrote:god, what the hell is that? some kind of Asian homo hyper-porn? If so, this looks like the money shot... (at least the camera man has his jizz-repellent camera poncho on.

If I'm not mistaken, that's Grimmy's future hubby celebrating the defeat of those damn tomahawk choppers and moving on to meet the Phillies. Did he pitch for the win in the deciding game Grimmy?

by **Disaster Area** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:43 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:
Disaster Area wrote:god, what the hell is that? some kind of Asian homo hyper-porn? If so, this looks like the money shot... (at least the camera man has his jizz-repellent camera poncho on.

If I'm not mistaken, that's Grimmy's future hubby celebrating the defeat of those damn tomahawk choppers and moving on to meet the Phillies. Did he pitch for the win in the deciding game Grimmy?

no, I am quite sure this is an example of Gay Asian Hyper-porn

by **ShoreSlayer** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:45 pm

She loves that guy so much, I bet even this will make her cheeks tingly

by **Laura** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:55 pm

^^^ you guys are just being mean :roll:

since Goddess of Metal and Evil Red talked about Shagrath's hotness on the Dimmu Borgir 2010 thread on the Engine Room forum - here are some pics for them

by **Goddess of Metal** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:31 pm

tyrwoman wrote:^^^ you guys are just being mean

since Goddess of Metal and Evil Red talked about Shagrath's hotness on the Dimmu Borgir 2010 thread on the Engine Room forum - here are some pics for them

Thanks! OOOOOOOOOOOOH The hotness!!!!

by **Laura** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:37 pm

^^ I'm glad you like! Lol - it would be funny if DB gets added to 'da cruise line-up and Shagrath reads this...oh well, I'm sure he's used to seeing himself on every "hot dudes of metal" list.

by **grimmy82** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:49 pm

tyrwoman wrote:^^^ you guys are just being mean

since Goddess of Metal and Evil Red talked about Shagrath's hotness on the Dimmu Borgir 2010 thread on the Engine Room forum - here are some pics for them

Hot damn!!!!!!!!!!! I can has Finnish multi-cultural learnings?

ShoreSlayer wrote:
Disaster Area wrote:god, what the hell is that? some kind of Asian homo hyper-porn? If so, this looks like the money shot... (at least the camera man has his jizz-repellent camera poncho on.

If I'm not mistaken, that's Grimmy's future hubby celebrating the defeat of those damn tomahawk choppers and moving on to meet the Phillies. Did he pitch for the win in the deciding game Grimmy?

Yes he did....because he is gorgeous and amazing and hot!!!!!!!
Also I would GLADLY lick that champagne off of him.
And I own that bobblehead. :lol:

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:30 am

grimmy82 wrote:And I own that bobblehead.

Knew it!!

Good luck in the next round (or however it is you baseball ppl say it)!

by **MrsAceMasterHan** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:00 am

tyrwoman wrote:

droooool!

by **Laura** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:17 am

by **Evil Red** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 1:41 am

tyrwoman wrote:^^^ you guys are just being mean

since Goddess of Metal and Evil Red talked about Shagrath's hotness on the Dimmu Borgir 2010 thread on the Engine Room forum - here are some pics for them

Mmmmm... now you're speaking my language, thanks!!!

by **Evican** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:37 pm

Orion of Behemoth/Vesania... Mmmm. So hot, with or without make up. :mrgreen:

by **Evil Red** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:58 am

I don't care that he's only 2-D. Yum! :twisted:

by **Malaka** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:16 am

Evican wrote:Orion of Behemoth/Vesania... Mmmm. So hot, with or without make up.

Not saying I look like him, but I look like him in this picture. :cool:

Nice guy too! I told him my buddy named his son after him and he was surprised and very appreciative.
I traded him a beer for a guitar pick and a picture. :lol:

And HAIL VESANIA!!!! :death:

by **MrsAceMasterHan** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:03 am

Evil Red wrote:I don't care that he's only 2-D. Yum!

I dont care either, Nathan is a HOTTIE! lol

by **debborah1** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:29 am

starlight wrote:OK, here are my faves:

YUM!

by **DrAmygdala** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:51 am

Here's my pick: Tuomas Holopainen

by **Laura** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:52 am

Re: the last several pix (especially Orion) hubba, hubba! :cheers:

From my fave TV series of all time....
Josh Holloway as Sawyer (I'd pick him over Jack any day

)

by **Ktulured55** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:24 pm

Haha.... this thread is funny but still good because these are cool pics of some of these guys.... but I like the ladies' comments about him... hysterical!!!!

Isn't the woman Shagrath is engaged to, Nicholas Cage's ex-wife and/or fiance? I forget where I heard that but know from some good source..... even as a guy I can tell Shagrath is a good-looking dude. If he went 'hollywood' (short hair and all).. I'm sure many non-metal fan women would like him.

Nightwish... nice... he kicked Tarja to the curb!! and good for him not to be afraid to let the popular female vocalist go and come back and still put out a ridiculously great album without her and even (in my opinion) a better vocalist!! she sounds less operatic and more of just a great solid clear voice. Amaranth rules!!!

by **Evil Red** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:48 pm

Ktulured55 wrote:Isn't the woman Shagrath is engaged to, Nicholas Cage's ex-wife and/or fiance?

I have no idea if this is true or not, but my co-workers all wanted to know what was suddenly so hilarious. How goofey! From Nic Cage to Shagrath. At least it's a huge step up!

by **Malaka** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:02 pm

This is true... as Shagrath's step-son, Weston Cage, is in a Los Angeles black metal band called Eyes of Noctum. They are... well, not that good.

by **Laura** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:50 am

SlaytanicE21 wrote:This is true... as Shagrath's step-son, Weston Cage, is in a Los Angeles black metal band called Eyes of Noctum. They are... well, not that good.

The Shagrath/Christina Fulton (Nic Cage's ex from long ago) engagement made big news a while back in all the metal blogs - here's the pic that was posted everywhere at the time - re Weston Cage - can you imagine having Nicolas Cage as your biological father and Shagrath as your step-father? :cool:

by **Disaster Area** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:22 am

tyrwoman wrote:
SlaytanicE21 wrote:This is true... as Shagrath's step-son, Weston Cage, is in a Los Angeles black metal band called Eyes of Noctum. They are... well, not that good.

The Shagrath/Christina Fulton (Nic Cage's ex from long ago) engagement made big news a while back in all the metal blogs - here's the pic that was posted everywhere at the time - re Weston Cage - can you imagine having Nicolas Cage as your biological father and Shagrath as your step-father?

god, her lips are going to give me nightmares, say no to collagen OVER-injections ladies...

by **Goddess of Metal** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:09 am

Disaster Area wrote:
god, her lips are going to give me nightmares, say no to collagen OVER-injections ladies...

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Can you say...quack??? :shock:

Speaking of scary...a friend just send me this photo with the following comment:
"Ewwww...i just found a pinup style photo of Lemmy...my eyes are burning." :lol:

by **Samhain** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:57 am

So generally I like to tell myself that all musicians have STD's by default... you know, to get my mind out of the gutter and to avoid temptation... HOWEVER... there is one man that I would brave the Finnish winters for and most definitely give into temptation with.

Behold, Mathias "Warlord" Nygard of Turisas

Sorry for the picture spam... I had to get that out of my system. If this man is on the cruise... I will make a total ass of myself by being unable to properly form a sentence.

Website · by **KevinP** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:44 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:If I'm not mistaken, that's Grimmy's future hubby celebrating the defeat of those damn tomahawk choppers and moving on to meet the Phillies. Did he pitch for the win in the deciding game Grimmy?

I'm not sure what is bothering my brain more: all the man meat photos above or Mr. Hockey kicking the baseball knowledge. Did you have a moment of clarity or spend the whole day researching Wikipedia

by **ShoreSlayer** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:59 pm

KevinP wrote:
ShoreSlayer wrote:If I'm not mistaken, that's Grimmy's future hubby celebrating the defeat of those damn tomahawk choppers and moving on to meet the Phillies. Did he pitch for the win in the deciding game Grimmy?

I'm not sure what is bothering my brain more: all the man meat photos above or Mr. Hockey kicking the baseball knowledge. Did you have a moment of clarity or spend the whole day researching Wikipedia

Every few years I actually take an interest in a team that's in the playoffs and Grimmy's raving about her Giants got me on their side this season. I'm always a fan of the underdog so I've been enjoying this series vs. Philly. The added bonus is that I've discovered baseball is the perfect TV spectator sport for a multi-tasking, ADD addled brain such as mine. The action is SO INCREDIBLY SLOW that I can usually get a whole whack of stuff done between lifting my head up every ten minutes or so to see something happen on screen more exciting than snuff chewing, ball scratching or stats analysis

by **grimmy82** » Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:25 pm

tyrwoman wrote:Re: the last several pix (especially Orion) hubba, hubba!

From my fave TV series of all time....
Josh Holloway as Sawyer (I'd pick him over Jack any day )

omg fuck YES!!!!! SAWYER! COME HERE! REMOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUR GARMENTS!!
@ Samhain: I too would brave those waters!! Mathias "Warlord" Nygard is fuckin' amazingly hot!
Fuck this. I'm going to Finland. :lol:

by **Laura** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:40 am

For Grimmy.....more Sawyer

by **grimmy82** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:20 pm

God I miss seeing him shirtless every week!!!

Delicious arms I want to lick for daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays. HEAVEN ISN'T TOO FAR AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Evican** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:28 pm

Here's another photo of Orion. Probably my favourite. :lol:

by **grimmy82** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:27 pm

om nom nom nom! delicious black metal guy :mrgreen:

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