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by **mooyagi** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:26 pm

Ugh. Marlo's got the stories. Seriously, Rachel just go to Calgary. Douchebags aplenty. Every time Marlo goes out I end up getting text messages about a bunch of random guys looking to hook up. Fucking idiots. Pisses me off I can't get up there to fight them off :evil:

by **KDibildeaux** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:28 pm

with your rainbow sword or fire breathing dragon? :lol:

by **mooyagi** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:31 pm

KDibildox wrote:with your rainbow sword or fire breathing dragon?

Either will work :deathmetal:

by **vikingbitch** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:36 pm

mooyagi wrote:Ugh. Marlo's got the stories. Seriously, Rachel just go to Calgary. Douchebags aplenty. Every time Marlo goes out I end up getting text messages about a bunch of random guys looking to hook up. Fucking idiots. Pisses me off I can't get up there to fight them off

Sooo funny tonight, transit was down and absolutely chaotic - train platforms were packed. Ridiculously hot and humid out. Decided to go kill some time for them to figure shit out with the trains and went to an indian bar/restaurant to grab a beer and a small bite to eat that had barely any people in it. While sitting at a table reading my book I had this woman come sit next to me, Indian woman whose name was "Candy" that was absolutely hammered. She starts asking me if I could tell that she sounds weird from being drunk, which she never does, and then continued to ask me about what I thought of her son at the other table who was single and did this and that. Quite comical really, nice people - poor guy and his friend were soooooo embarrassed by his mom :lol:

So this evening included being hit on by a bartender and an old woman trying to chase tail for her son :lol:

And man, that's nothing just a normal day -wait until I tell you the stories I accrue with a few of my other friends (ex. last cabin mate :lol:

).

by **KDibildeaux** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:37 pm

by **mooyagi** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:38 pm

Alberta in a nutshell :lol:

by **AlaskaRachel** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:40 pm

vikingbitch wrote:
KevinP wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote: rulebook for ladies simply read, "Look hot and/or drunk, and the men will come to you." I'm doing something wrong

Hint, hint: musical taste

Kevin has a point. Wear more band shirts (mystery is a good thing). Get less drunk so you can make the men you talk to feel more comfortable talking to you.

Hard to relate on one point for me as I've only ever pursued a man thinking there might be a relationship at the end of the tunnel, harmless flirting - who doesn't, but anything forward in that sense its because I saw the potential of something there. If you want to just get laid/rebound then well darlin, come to Calgary. I can wing man WAAAAAYYY better for women than men (have some funny stories to go along with that) and I have metal head guy friends a plenty. If interested enough I could even pm pictures of ones that could work that A) Do not have herpes or any of that not-so-fun stuff and B) aren't virgins both very solid points to aim for in said rebound. Many of them are quite good looking too, I actually already have three in mind for you

Offer is yours if you want it dudette!

You, missy, are my new best friend. I might love you.

I forgot that I did turn down one guy, so I guess I did something right one time. It just turned out that he was way too creepy :lol:

So...I'm at: 2 failed rebound attempts, 1 creeper turned down.
Yea I've been drinking way too much this month. Its the "best friends all born in July" curse. Hopefully I'm done with parties for the summer. I don't think there are any more birthdays coming up.

The second I book my university tour flights, I'll let you know to send those pm pictures

by **vikingbitch** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:42 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:You, missy, are my new best friend. I might love you.

I forgot that I did turn down one guy, so I guess I did something right one time. It just turned out that he was way too creepy
So...I'm at: 2 failed rebound attempts, 1 creeper turned down.
Yea I've been drinking way too much this month. Its the "best friends all born in July" curse. Hopefully I'm done with parties for the summer. I don't think there are any more birthdays coming up.

The second I book my university tour flights, I'll let you know to send those pm pictures

Just keep me posted :beerwink:

by **Laura** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:05 pm

As much of a grand time I had when I was in random dating mode (about 10 years from around age 16-26), reading some of this thread made me somewhat (although not entirely)

relieved I'm no longer there.

by **Jaimie38** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:10 pm

mooyagi wrote:Alberta in a nutshell

You were here 3 days! LOL

My local pub---I go once or twice a week.. everyone knows me. I always get at least a free pint or 2 when I go.

The servers are awesome(no.. not beacuse they are big dumb blondes with big tits pretending etc...) they are awesome because they are nice,friendly,smart and remember what I drink --Sleemans Honey Brown on tap. It's great becasue even the new girls know me.. I tip a bit too much, but I get free beers!

:cheers:

Too bad they are all 15 years younger than me.. and unfortunetly, it's not a cougar bar!!

by **mooyagi** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:14 pm

Jaimie38 wrote:
mooyagi wrote:Alberta in a nutshell

You were here 3 days! LOL

Spent a week with you Albertans on the cruise and Marlo has some stories :shock:

by **mooyagi** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:15 pm

Jaimie38 wrote:The servers are awesome(no.. not beacuse they are big dumb blondes with big tits pretending etc...) they are awesome because they are nice,friendly,smart and remember what I drink --Sleemans Honey Brown on tap. It's great becasue even the new girls know me.. I tip a bit too much, but I get free beers!

Cool! Sounds like a couple bars in my town. Here, the bartenders like getting drunk with the clients. Once you hit Hollywood though, it's all dumb blondes with big tits :lol:

by **Jaimie38** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:22 pm

mooyagi wrote:
Jaimie38 wrote:
mooyagi wrote:Alberta in a nutshell

You were here 3 days! LOL

Spent a week with you Albertans on the cruise and Marlo has some stories

Yes... so evil.....
I'm gonna wear a cowboy hat next year... and sing Toby Keith " I love this Bar"....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL7ifSxp9xU

Funny Vid.

Website · by **KevinP** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:38 pm

gnoff wrote:the commercial just said if I buy lip gloss I will have J-Lo rubbing herself with ice-cubes in my home

good or bad?

vegemite

by **shaneos** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:02 pm

gnoff wrote:I'm actually rather tired, and it's 2 minutes to midnight

(really!)

Perhaps I've worked too hard these two days?

night night

hmm, no glamour, fortune or pain?

by **mooyagi** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:04 pm

shaneos wrote:
gnoff wrote:I'm actually rather tired, and it's 2 minutes to midnight

(really!)

Perhaps I've worked too hard these two days?

night night

hmm, no glamour, fortune or pain?

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:11 pm

Sleep is wondeful :mrgreen:

by **AlaskaRachel** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:30 pm

KDibildox wrote:Sleep is wondeful

Why yes it is!

by **AlaskaRachel** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:38 pm

I love wasabi peas.

Website · by **KevinP** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:58 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:I love pee

You're a little touched in the head, we already know that

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:11 pm

KevinP wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I love pee

You're a little touched in the head, we already know that

= laughing so hard I'm crying

Website · by **KevinP** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:12 pm

KDibildox wrote:
KevinP wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I love pee

You're a little touched in the head, we already know that

= laughing so hard I'm crying

U R welcome minion :headbanger:

by **AlaskaRachel** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:53 pm

KevinP wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I love pee

You're a little touched in the head, we already know that

Good one

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:32 pm

Return to OZ is on tv. I remember watching it when I was a little kid and thinking it was really creepy. Hah, I'd never realized Fairuza Balk was in this.

by **mooyagi** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:36 pm

KDibildox wrote:Return to OZ is on tv. I remember watching it when I was a little kid and thinking it was really creepy. Hah, I'd never realized Fairuza Balk was in this.

That movie is soooooo different from The Wizard of Oz. Definitely ups the creep factor. Haven't read that particular book but I definitely remember The Wonderful Wizard of Oz book being a lot creepier than the movie so I guess it makes sense if staying truer to the source material.

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:49 pm

Didn't read either book, but yeah, this one's definitely waaaaaaaay creepier than the wizard of oz, haha. Also, it's funny how Dorothy looks so much younger in the sequel :lol:

.Kinda cool rewatching childhood movies.

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:53 pm

Gotta love 80's special effects :lol:

Website · by **KevinP** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:57 pm

Wasn't even aware that movie existed.

by **mooyagi** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:58 pm

KevinP wrote:Wasn't even aware that movie existed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM0RFE3QGAU

It's a movie for the kids

Website · by **KevinP** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:04 pm

What the fuck was that ? Wheelers= flying monkeys ?

by **mooyagi** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:05 pm

KevinP wrote:What the fuck was that ? Wheelers= flying monkeys ?

Like we mentioned, it's not quite what you'd expect when compared to the Wizard of Oz movie

by **Goddess of Metal** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:31 pm

Paul from Blackguard in Funny Hardcore Dancing at HeavyMTL 2010 in Montreal. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zTeJPHS ... r_embedded

In case you don't know who he is.... he is the one who decided to do his workout during that atrocious fucking show! :lol:

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:36 pm

Talk about good time management :lol:

mooyagi wrote:
KevinP wrote:What the fuck was that ? Wheelers= flying monkeys ?

Like we mentioned, it's not quite what you'd expect when compared to the Wizard of Oz movie

Wheelers are badass! :lol:

by **mooyagi** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:36 pm

Goddess of Metal wrote:Paul from Blackguard in Funny Hardcore Dancing at HeavyMTL 2010 in Montreal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zTeJPHS ... r_embedded

In case you don't know who he is.... he is the one who decided to do his workout during that atrocious fucking show!

Sooooo funny. You know something's bad if someone from Blackguard makes fun of it :beerwink:

Really, that song was fucking pathetic. Soooooo bad. And what the fuck was the band doing on stage? Hardcore fucking sucks.

Also, isn't that where Nicolas is right now?

by **AlaskaRachel** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:41 pm

mooyagi wrote:Hardcore fucking sucks.

I completely misinterpreted this statement the first time I read it, because I skimmed the stuff prior without paying attention :lol:

by **Goddess of Metal** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:44 pm

mooyagi wrote:
Goddess of Metal wrote:Paul from Blackguard in Funny Hardcore Dancing at HeavyMTL 2010 in Montreal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zTeJPHS ... r_embedded

In case you don't know who he is.... he is the one who decided to do his workout during that atrocious fucking show!

Sooooo funny. You know something's bad if someone from Blackguard makes fun of it

Really, that song was fucking pathetic. Soooooo bad. And what the fuck was the band doing on stage? Hardcore fucking sucks.

Also, isn't that where Nicolas is right now?

He is in Montreal but did he really go to THAT? :shock:

Website · by **KevinP** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:49 pm

mooyagi wrote:
Goddess of Metal wrote:Paul from Blackguard in Funny Hardcore Dancing at HeavyMTL 2010 in Montreal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zTeJPHS ... r_embedded

In case you don't know who he is.... he is the one who decided to do his workout during that atrocious fucking show!

Sooooo funny. You know something's bad if someone from Blackguard makes fun of it

Really, that song was fucking pathetic. Soooooo bad. And what the fuck was the band doing on stage? Hardcore fucking sucks.

Also, isn't that where Nicolas is right now?

Montreal sucks in general. Tons of shitty metal bands and they speak French. Nuke the fucking place.

by **mooyagi** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:21 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:
mooyagi wrote:Hardcore fucking sucks.

I completely misinterpreted this statement the first time I read it, because I skimmed the stuff prior without paying attention

Get your mind out of the gutter

by **AlaskaRachel** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:08 pm

mooyagi wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:
mooyagi wrote:Hardcore fucking sucks.

I completely misinterpreted this statement the first time I read it, because I skimmed the stuff prior without paying attention

Get your mind out of the gutter
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that's gross.

by **mooyagi** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:44 am

Wow, least surprising news ever

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/07/23/amy.winehouse.dies/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

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