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by **Satch** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:03 pm

don't you just want to bite it? at least a nibble :lol:

by **mooyagi** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:23 pm

If either of them fart while I'm down there I'm blaming you :evil:

by **Goddess of Metal** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:04 pm

mooyagi wrote:If either of them fart while I'm down there I'm blaming you

Knowing you...you will be the one farting!! :lol:

by **viathyn** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:06 pm

What's up with the jailbait fast food pic Margie?

Speaking of farting, if anyone is NOT at work, they should search for and watch the video 'Cake Farts'

Do it.

Do it now.

by **Goddess of Metal** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:11 pm

viathyn wrote:What's up with the jailbait fast food pic Margie?

An extra special one just for you! :lol:

by **viathyn** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:12 pm

Goddess of Metal wrote:
viathyn wrote:What's up with the jailbait fast food pic Margie?

An extra special one just for you!

Let's keep it legal, ok??

:lol:

by **Goddess of Metal** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:17 pm

viathyn wrote:
Goddess of Metal wrote:
viathyn wrote:What's up with the jailbait fast food pic Margie?

An extra special one just for you!

Let's keep it legal, ok??

I honestly didn't think about her age when I posted it. I just thought it was a funny pic. I will remove it.

by **DrinkMoxie** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:19 pm

viathyn wrote:What's up with the jailbait fast food pic Margie?

Speaking of farting, if anyone is NOT at work, they should search for and watch the video 'Cake Farts'

Do it.

Do it now.

oh trashy girls... what WOULD we do without you? haha

by **viathyn** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:21 pm

Goddess of Metal wrote:I honestly didn't think about her age when I posted it. I just thought it was a funny pic. I will remove it.

Well, the pic was fine and not illegal in any sense... you didn't have to remove it.

The 'Let's keep it legal' was directed at your 'JUST FOR YOU' comment...

by **Goddess of Metal** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:34 pm

viathyn wrote:
Goddess of Metal wrote:I honestly didn't think about her age when I posted it. I just thought it was a funny pic. I will remove it.

Well, the pic was fine and not illegal in any sense... you didn't have to remove it.

The 'Let's keep it legal' was directed at your 'JUST FOR YOU' comment...

Seriously, after you pointed that out I didn't want to to leave it there.

by **viathyn** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:00 pm

No worries, all I was saying was that I preferred my girls to be *ahem* of age!

Go watch cake farts, by the way! :lol:

by **mooyagi** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:29 pm

viathyn wrote:Go watch cake farts, by the way!

I'm too scared to watch cake farts. I don't trust you

by **DrinkMoxie** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:37 pm

mooyagi wrote:
viathyn wrote:Go watch cake farts, by the way!

I'm too scared to watch cake farts. I don't trust you

nothing to be afraid of... just a really classy broad doin' something really classy

by **viathyn** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:52 pm

RYAN, WATCH IT.

I'll even provide the link (now that I'm at home)

http://www.cakefarts.com/

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:03 pm

Ew. Didn't neet to watch that, warning, don't watch from work, people

by **mooyagi** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:09 pm

Not doing it

It sounds like it would either be someone farting on someone's cake while that person eats said cake or something poop related

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:21 pm

you're not missing anything :lol:

by **DrinkMoxie** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:36 pm

mooyagi wrote:Not doing it It sounds like it would either be someone farting on someone's cake while that person eats said cake or something poop related

no eating and no poop

by **Goddess of Metal** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:14 pm

viathyn wrote:No worries, all I was saying was that I preferred my girls to be *ahem* of age!

Go watch cake farts, by the way!

Lovely.

She has amazing control of her leather cheerio! :lol:

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:21 pm

I could have happily gone through life without watching that video

by **cycosurgeon** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:43 pm

viathyn wrote:RYAN, WATCH IT.

I'll even provide the link (now that I'm at home)

http://www.cakefarts.com/

VIRUS ALERT!

WTF!!?

Pornpop.A

Category: Adware

Description: This program displays pop-up advertisements.

Recommended action: Permit this detected item only if you trust the program or the software publisher.

Security Essentials detected programs that may compromise your privacy or damage your computer. You can still access the files that these programs use without removing them (not recommended). To access these files, select the Allow action and click Apply actions. If this option is not available, log on as administrator or ask the security administrator for help.

Man you win the forum's Darwin award.

by **viathyn** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:43 am

Wtf?

That didn't pop up on my computer...

Probably just got killed by my virus scanner. Ok, well, if anyone is NOT virus protected, don't click the link. Or any link.

by **sageoftruth** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:28 am

Thank goodness I'm at work right now.

by **mooyagi** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:05 pm

More Masha = More better :heavydrink:

by **vikingbitch** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:06 pm

mooyagi wrote:More Masha = More better

Are you done drooling over your 14 year old crush yet? :evil:

by **mooyagi** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:10 pm

vikingbitch wrote:
mooyagi wrote:More Masha = More better

Are you done drooling over your 14 year old crush yet?

Go back to your cave and dream about Conan some more

by **vikingbitch** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:14 pm

mooyagi wrote:Go back to your cave and dream about Conan some more

I think you seem to be forgetting that I haven't BOUGHT my plane tickets for LA next weekend yet for your birthday. Choose your words wisely brat :evil:

by **mooyagi** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:17 pm

vikingbitch wrote:
mooyagi wrote:Go back to your cave and dream about Conan some more

I think you seem to be forgetting that I haven't BOUGHT my plane tickets for LA next weekend yet for your birthday. Choose your words wisely brat

Then you are going to deal with a crraaaaaaannnnkkkyyyy Mooyagi come Labor Day

You really want that?

by **Laura** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:20 pm

I wouldn't blame Satch if he doesn't post any more pix on this thread - I think all the talk of farts and cake farts (started by Ryan and followed by Jake) kinda ruined Satch's sexy butt pictures (especially the arty one with the high heel on the previous page

)

And for the record - I did NOT look at the cake farts stuff - whatever that is :roll:

- I know better than to click a link from Jake when he says WATCH IT NOW!!
:lol:

by **mooyagi** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:23 pm

Laura wrote::evil: I wouldn't blame Satch if he doesn't post any more pix on this thread - I think all the talk of farts and cake farts (started by Ryan and followed by Jake) kinda ruined Satch's sexy butt pictures (especially the arty one with the high heel on the previous page )

I am pretty awesome at killing a sexy mood :headbanger:

Jake brought up the cake farts though and really killed it. I was just being fun and cheeky then he goes and posts a link of something I'm even to afraid to click on :shock:

by **Ravenlord** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:49 pm

vikingbitch wrote:
mooyagi wrote:More Masha = More better

Are you done drooling over your 14 year old crush yet?

He's been drooling since she was born? :shock:

Website · by **KevinP** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:58 pm

vikingbitch wrote:
mooyagi wrote:More Masha = More better

Are you done drooling over your 14 year old crush yet?

I don't get the 14 year old remark, I don't see it. Good for her that she looks low 20's and not old 20's.

BTW, how many cancer sticks did you suck on today ?

by **sageoftruth** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:59 pm

At first glance, I thought that was just a very pretty guy. Maybe it's the chainmail.

Website · by **KevinP** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:01 pm

sageoftruth wrote:At first glance, I thought that was just a very pretty guy. Maybe it's the chainmail.

No, just your power metal love blinding you from reality (and broads). :lol:

by **Laura** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:04 pm

KevinP wrote:
vikingbitch wrote:
mooyagi wrote:More Masha = More better

Are you done drooling over your 14 year old crush yet?

I don't get the 14 year old remark, I don't see it. Good for her that she looks low 20's and not old 20's.

I don't think she looks 14 either - more 20-ish. By the way - I think it's really cool that some of you guys find Masha attractive looks-wise - I think she has a really pretty, simple beauty - doesn't wear much (if any?) make-up, has a simple hairstyle, and I'm gonna assume she hasn't had a boob job. :cool:

Also, I don't think there's such as a thing as "old" 20s. :beerwink:

And Kevin, I have to tell you that I laughed big time at the Sherman Hemsley pix you posted on the ladies thread. :lol:

They ALMOST inspired me to post a pic of Jimmy DYN-O-MITE!!! Walker - but I held back because I didn't want to encourage you! :lol:

Website · by **KevinP** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:18 pm

Laura wrote:I think it's really cool that some of you guys find Masha attractive looks-wise - I think she has a really pretty, simple beauty - doesn't wear much (if any?) make-up, has a simple hairstyle, and I'm gonna assume she hasn't had a boob job.

More natural = more better

Hence why I like the Jennifer Connelly's of the world (even though there is only one) and can't stand the Meghan Fox's (who have been under the surgeon's knife waaay too much).

by **viathyn** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:31 pm

mooyagi wrote:
Laura wrote::evil: I wouldn't blame Satch if he doesn't post any more pix on this thread - I think all the talk of farts and cake farts (started by Ryan and followed by Jake) kinda ruined Satch's sexy butt pictures (especially the arty one with the high heel on the previous page )

I am pretty awesome at killing a sexy mood Jake brought up the cake farts though and really killed it. I was just being fun and cheeky then he goes and posts a link of something I'm even to afraid to click on

hahaha.

hahahahahahahha.

haha.

hah.

:twisted:

Yeah, uh, none of you should probably watch it, it's pretty gross (and hilarious)

by **mooyagi** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:46 pm

Laura wrote:
KevinP wrote:
vikingbitch wrote:Are you done drooling over your 14 year old crush yet?

I don't get the 14 year old remark, I don't see it. Good for her that she looks low 20's and not old 20's.

I don't think she looks 14 either - more 20-ish. By the way - I think it's really cool that some of you guys find Masha attractive looks-wise - I think she has a really pretty, simple beauty - doesn't wear much (if any?) make-up, has a simple hairstyle, and I'm gonna assume she hasn't had a boob job. Also, I don't think there's such as a thing as "old" 20s.

The ones with natural beauty are the most beautiful of all

by **Laura** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:54 pm

viathyn wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
Laura wrote::evil: I wouldn't blame Satch if he doesn't post any more pix on this thread - I think all the talk of farts and cake farts (started by Ryan and followed by Jake) kinda ruined Satch's sexy butt pictures (especially the arty one with the high heel on the previous page )

I am pretty awesome at killing a sexy mood Jake brought up the cake farts though and really killed it. I was just being fun and cheeky then he goes and posts a link of something I'm even to afraid to click on

hahaha.

hahahahahahahha.

haha.

hah.

Yeah, uh, none of you should probably watch it, it's pretty gross (and hilarious)

^^^ and

back atcha because I.did.NOT.allow my curiosity to get the better of me (for ONCE :lol:

) so cake farts shall forever remain a mystery to me (like God) :lol:

But seriously? As previously stated...major buzzkill to Satch's pix.

by **AlaskaRachel** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:20 pm

Wow, we don't even need to bomb the men's thread, they can ruin it on their own just fine :lol:

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