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by **WizardBeast** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:34 pm

mooyagi wrote::lol:

Speaking of Swedish cooking:

SCHMERGEN BERGEN BORGEN SCHMORGEN!

by **DrinkMoxie** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:57 pm

mooyagi wrote::lol:

Speaking of Swedish cooking:

Yergin smyergin highgen fivin'!

Website · by **KevinP** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:17 am

I was quite taken with

http://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Tyrannizer/27404#

at MDF. Wished I saw them live. But seeing her walking around in those tight spandex pants did distract me from whatever the hell was going on at the time.

Very few photos online I can find of her, which is weird

by **sageoftruth** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:50 am

Ktulured55 wrote:

This is hardly safe for work...but... I just can't look away.

by **EvilDan** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:20 am

KevinP wrote:Very few photos online I can find of her, which is weird

I have the same issue finding a good quality picture of Vanja Slajh (Triptykon). I would totally stalk her if they're on the boat.

Website · by **KevinP** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:19 am

EvilDan wrote:
KevinP wrote:Very few photos online I can find of her, which is weird

I have the same issue finding a good quality picture of Vanja Slajh (Triptykon). I would totally stalk her if they're on the boat.

Isn't she a tad on the "doughy" side?

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:37 am

EvilDan wrote:
KevinP wrote:Very few photos online I can find of her, which is weird

I have the same issue finding a good quality picture of Vanja Slajh (Triptykon). I would totally stalk her if they're on the boat.

she is cute, but MAN is she ever a sloppy bass player (which bums me out as i am a female metal musician and i like when talent can speak for itself and the hot woman aspect is simply icing on the cake)

by **EvilDan** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:12 pm

KevinP wrote:
EvilDan wrote:
KevinP wrote:Very few photos online I can find of her, which is weird

I have the same issue finding a good quality picture of Vanja Slajh (Triptykon). I would totally stalk her if they're on the boat.

Isn't she a tad on the "doughy" side?

From the pictures, you would think so, but when I saw her in Fort Worth, she was tall, slender and tight. I wanted to leave the show to jerk off. :wank:

And I agree with Rhia, but she's getting better. I have no doubt that Tom knew exactly what he was doing when he hired her (marketing), but she has improved dramatically since she first started. Then again, playing the same damn songs 1000 times will help.

EDIT: I've been known as "Evil" for a very long time, but at moments, I bet this girl would scare me. I mean really. Look at who she is around on a daily basis. Cool, but I bet she's got a darkness in her that I can't fully comprehend.

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:20 pm

EvilDan wrote:
KevinP wrote:
EvilDan wrote:[
I have the same issue finding a good quality picture of Vanja Slajh (Triptykon). I would totally stalk her if they're on the boat.

Isn't she a tad on the "doughy" side?

From the pictures, you would think so, but when I saw her in Fort Worth, she was tall, slender and tight. I wanted to leave the show to jerk off.

And I agree with Rhia, but she's getting better. I have no doubt that Tom knew exactly what he was doing when he hired her (marketing), but she has improved dramatically since she first started. Then again, playing the same damn songs 1000 times will help.

EDIT: I've been known as "Evil" for a very long time, but at moments, I bet this girl would scare me. I mean really. Look at who she is around on a daily basis. Cool, but I bet she's got a darkness in her that I can't fully comprehend.

Kevin, she has NEVER been fat. She is a very slender lady. and she did have quite the mean/tough expression rocking when she played. note: i just saw her last year. if she is "better" now than she used to be on bass, she must have been horrible before! wow. actually i noticed her mess up quite a bit and Tom was shooting her some GLANCES! that material is EXTREMELY easy to play. i am sure he must be coaching her quite a bit. but she is pretty damned hot, every man in the place was going to leave to go and :wank:

tom should call me, i am a way better bassist, and i'm on a diet so will be less doughy here soon, and guys will drool because i'm a really good player. and i can sing, he always likes female vox.

Website · by **KevinP** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm

Yeah checked out some more. The promo pics still look like she has some baby fat on the cheeks and her face appears very round.

But live shots she looks slender. I can't say I've ever read any gig reviews but I never heard about her sloppy playing before this thread.

Note to self: Dan likes his broads "Swiss" & "sloppy"

by **cycosurgeon** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:26 pm

The hottest female bass player with the best voice I have ever seen play live is...

Jamie Myers, formerly of Hammers of Misfortune. And she looks really bad in that picture compare to when I saw her in action and it still looks good.

No clue where she disappeared too.

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:29 pm

KevinP wrote:

Yeah checked out some more. The promo pics still look like she has some baby fat on the cheeks and her face appears very round.

But live shots she looks slender. I can't say I've ever read any gig reviews but I never heard about her sloppy playing before this thread.

Note to self: Dan likes his broads "Swiss" & "sloppy"

well, i stood right in front of her and watched her mess up, and wear her bass down at her knees and miss picking shit tons of notes, she needs to pull that thing up and play properly, and improve her fretting dexterity. as hot as she is and as much as i love their band, she is pretty bad. i'd have to say she's one of the worst metal bassists i've seen. i hope she does improve! i'm still rooting for her. who knows maybe she just recently started.

by **mooyagi** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:32 pm

cycosurgeon wrote:The hottest female bass player with the best voice I have ever seen play live is...

Jamie Myers, formerly of Hammers of Misfortune. And she looks really bad in that picture compare to when I saw her in action and it still looks good.

No clue where she disappeared too.

Very nice

by **DrinkMoxie** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:40 pm

So, who knows all there is to know about the Crying Game?

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:42 pm

i would only think of what kinda things i could stick in that gap between her teeth. ew!

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:59 pm

WizardBeast wrote:i would only think of what kinda things i could stick in that gap between her teeth. ew!

Website · by **KevinP** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:39 am

Bill,

You do realize that's a post op tranny, right? To say MM is FUGLY would be a drastic understatement.

by **EvilDan** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:18 am

KevinP wrote:Note to self: Dan likes his broads "Swiss" & "sloppy"

Wouldn't disagree. But I just love women.

On previous cruises, I realized that I really have a thing for eastern block women, basically anything ending in "-ia". Latvia, Romania, Lithuania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Estonia, Bulgaria, etc. It was surprising to me that almost all the women working for cruises were from these countries, and all attractive, and how I do love an accent. :wank:

by **DrinkMoxie** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:24 am

KevinP wrote:Bill,

You do realize that's a post op tranny, right? To say MM is FUGLY would be a drastic understatement.

read the title (I learned it from you Kev, I learned it from you!)

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:54 am

DrinkMoxie wrote:
KevinP wrote:Bill,

You do realize that's a post op tranny, right? To say MM is FUGLY would be a drastic understatement.

read the title (I learned it from you Kev, I learned it from you!)

NICE work.

by **Bentz!** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:04 am

WizardBeast wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:
KevinP wrote:Bill,

You do realize that's a post op tranny, right? To say MM is FUGLY would be a drastic understatement.

read the title (I learned it from you Kev, I learned it from you!)

NICE work.

The student has now become the master

Oh, and just to get back on topic:

Website · by **KevinP** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:00 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:read the title (I learned it from you Kev, I learned it from you!)

Touche'

by **mooyagi** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:40 pm

Moxie definitely wins the day! Well done, sir. Well done.

And gotta love the Star Wars post :ugeek:

by **viathyn** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:54 pm

Website · by **KevinP** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:48 pm

mooyagi wrote::shock: Moxie definitely wins the day! Well done, sir. Well done.

And gotta love the Star Wars post

Carrie Fischer was never really a "looker" even with the bikini. I mean, she had a 40 year old face when she was 20.

by **ShoreSlayer** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:54 pm

viathyn wrote:

Proudly representing country AND country's critter :lol:

by **ShoreSlayer** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:55 pm

KevinP wrote:
mooyagi wrote::shock: Moxie definitely wins the day! Well done, sir. Well done.

And gotta love the Star Wars post

Carrie Fischer was never really a "looker" even with the bikini. I mean, she had a 40 year old face when she was 20.

Uh-oh... Kev and I agreeing about something related to feminine beauty :shock:

Temperature may be dropping in Hades atm :twisted:

by **mooyagi** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:25 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:
viathyn wrote:

Proudly representing country AND country's critter

Wonder why she won.

ShoreSlayer wrote:
KevinP wrote:
mooyagi wrote::shock: Moxie definitely wins the day! Well done, sir. Well done.

And gotta love the Star Wars post

Carrie Fischer was never really a "looker" even with the bikini. I mean, she had a 40 year old face when she was 20.

Uh-oh... Kev and I agreeing about something related to feminine beauty

Temperature may be dropping in Hades atm

Geek fantasies FTW :beerbang:

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:50 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:
KevinP wrote:Bill,

You do realize that's a post op tranny, right? To say MM is FUGLY would be a drastic understatement.

read the title (I learned it from you Kev, I learned it from you!)

I hadn't noticed that! i was just thinking you had some strange taste

by **Goddess of Metal** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:10 am

by **EvilDan** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:04 am

Goddess of Metal wrote:

More "unicorn whispers" (lies). Women don't fart or poo. I refuse to believe they are capable of such horrid activities. They are the domain of the crass and crude male population.

by **mooyagi** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:13 am

EvilDan wrote:
Goddess of Metal wrote:

More "unicorn whispers" (lies). Women don't fart or poo. I refuse to believe they are capable of such horrid activities. They are the domain of the crass and crude male population.

Marlo let out some good ones over the weekend while she was here, though they certainly don't compare to what I can cook up :mrgreen:

by **viathyn** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:24 am

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:09 am

viathyn wrote:Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

so you have boobies and beat offs in your sig now Jake? LOL :bangers:

by **viathyn** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:11 am

Yeah, this way I don't have to click them each time I post!

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:16 am

viathyn wrote:Yeah, this way I don't have to click them each time I post!

SOOOO efficient!

by **DrinkMoxie** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:59 am

Goddess of Metal wrote:

awesome!

by **Ktulured55** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:49 pm

viathyn wrote:Yeah, this way I don't have to click them each time I post!

LOL

Right on buddy! :cheers:

by **Goddess of Metal** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:48 pm

mooyagi wrote:
EvilDan wrote:
Goddess of Metal wrote:

More "unicorn whispers" (lies). Women don't fart or poo. I refuse to believe they are capable of such horrid activities. They are the domain of the crass and crude male population.

Marlo let out some good ones over the weekend while she was here, though they certainly don't compare to what I can cook up

I can vouch for Ryan on that one. He is king farter! :lol:

Sorry Dan... but yes we do! We Turd Ferguson just like you do. :mrgreen:

by **asmegin** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:12 am

I'm glad this topic is still going strong. Thanks to all the perverts out there. :-)

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